Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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