people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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