we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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