she woke up with a sticky ear
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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