I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
