your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
one might say we're banned from that church
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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