I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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