literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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