Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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