I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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