the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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