just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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