I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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