He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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