so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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