Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
nutella sex= disaster
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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