you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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