maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Blood and glitter go together right?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
