The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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