He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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