I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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