He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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