never play flip cup with pint glasses
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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