I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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