I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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