Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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