You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Floor bacon is actually really good
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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