WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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