My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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