apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
