he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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