my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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