C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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