Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
