I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
not ubering you a puppy
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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