I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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