my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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