before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
