Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
