So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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