A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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