the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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