so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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