yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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