Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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