Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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