We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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