Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
