it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Randomize
