3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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