Did you just see the Batmobile???
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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