that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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