one might say we're banned from that church
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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