i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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