I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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